Flaneur Becomes Ordained Minister

I am now a fully ordained minister of the Universal Life Church.

I may now legally perform 

Marriage Rites

Funeral Rites

Ship Christenings

Baptisms* (*fire baptism addl. charge)

Circumcisions* (see fire baptism)

and Bingo.

Most importantly, I have affiliated my Ex-Straight Ministry -- 

Carpe Homo ("Seize the Homo")

With the Universal Life Church.