What Would Any Vile Bigot Do? Attack Michele Obama on Mother's Day, Of Course

So, Flaneur stumbled on this gem today.  A Mr. Thom Gordon, "interested citizen" was driving down A1A in Florida when it all became crystal clear.

Barack Obama is gay.

Yup.

                            
"Barack H. Obama is a convert, not just to Christianity, but to heterosexuality.  His running for president,  put him in the position of having to hide a huge personal secret. His history is locked away out of view until 2026, I believe."

Thom Gorman, Fort Lauderdale Republican Examiner

He also thinks Michelle Obama is too tall, and homely.  Nice guy, old Thom is, eh? Here's the full piece.  At the end you can leave a comment, post it to Facebook.  There's a link at the end. Share your thoughts with Thom.  Let's make him "have a nice day."  If you do, please share your post in the comments section here.  Would love to see them.

Peace.   -- Joe

 

 

Michelle Created Barack Obama

Sometimes, I just need a place to think. I love to drive along A1A and let the scenery and the casual speed relax me. Something, in my brain, has been trying to rise to the level of a conscious thought. The smell of the Atlantic and the dark rhythmic waters of Pompano Beach did it.

The issue that I was wrestling with was Obama’s sudden reversal on same sex marriage. I knew he was a hater, but I just couldn’t understand why.

I oppose gay marriage, because marriage is a defined term that only applies to a heterosexual relationship, but I don’t hate gay people. Make up a new name and give it all the benefits, but leave marriage alone. Gay rights don’t mean that you take away things, from others. Marriage is for couples of opposite sex, ONLY.
This also appeared to be Barack Obama’s take, on the subject, until the Great Reversal. Obama is a smooth and consummate liar, but during his public “coming out”, about same sex marriage, he was obviously conflicted and even shy. What’s up with that?

At Pompano Beach I recognized his behavior, for what is was – shame. I had seen this thing before.
Barack H. Obama is a convert, not just to Christianity, but to heterosexuality.

His running for president,  put him in the position of having to hide a huge personal secret. His history is locked away out of view until 2026, I believe.

Michelle Obama took a gay man and helped him resolve the issues that kept him at odds with women. She has made him into a doting father and devoted family man. Had he stayed gay, none of that would have been possible. He still does minimize his mother and grandmother, while idolizing a father who abandoned and forgot him. He took on his father’s racist and socialist leanings, but not his interest in women.

“Straightening” out Barack Obama was obviously a long process, by this dedicated, devoted and domineering woman. Michelle’s power over her husband implies that she wields even greater control, over government, than Hillary Clinton did during Slick Willy’s presidency.

I have always thought of Michelle Obama as just some big old homely girl, who was ashamed of her homeland, the greatest country on earth.

She didn’t suddenly get prettier, more petite or any better citizen, but I now respect Michelle Obama’s dedication and work ethic in the rebuilding of Barack Obama as a straight man.   

Link to the original piece and comments section