Lincoln, Nebraska. The city is currently considering a proposal much like Omaha’s that would protect the LGBT community living there from discriminatory practices in housing, employment and public accommodations. As part of the public hearings, this crazy lady showed up. CRAZY. Watch the video of Jane Skrovota’s testimony, which is shockingly hilarious, and make sure to check out the reactions of the dude sitting immediately behind her. Her greatest hits follow below.
Is that for real? Or is she the best and oldest troll living in America?
The fine folks at Towleroad have done the heavy lifting of transcribing this rant:
• ”P- E- N- I- S goes into the anus to rupture intestines. The more a man does this the more he’ll be a fatality or a homicide…”
• ”A huge percent of gay men in school grounds molest boys, partly because they don’t have AIDS yet…”
• “Hillary Clinton’s roommate four years in college was a gay woman. To avoid going gay like Clinton did, college students need single rooms and single gender dorms… A college woman is seduced with illegal Rohypnol to go gay.”
• ”Candida fungus grows hugely on a corpse. AIDS is a candida fungus disease…”
• ”Roman senators went to Roman baths to be promiscuous gay, bis, and orgiers then went to the Coliseum to watch Christians get mauled and perish. Do gays become this sadistic? Yes. They cuss after coupling, don’t like the land they lay on, and 80% of those that did treason by the year 2000 are gays.”
• ”Gays can transform to be celibate to live to be 80 years old.”
• ”Read the book Nijinsky to understand that bisexuals always become insane.”
• ”A wedding dress is for a woman not a man.”
• ”Jesus was kissed by Judas, a homo, who tried to sabotage Jesus’ kind ideas. Do you choose Jesus, a celibate, or Judas, a homo? You have to choose!”