Waiter. There's a D!ck in My ... and Where are My Fries?

Giving a D!ck in a Box Is Not Nice When You’re a Hamburger Chain

Posted April 26, 2012 2:04pm by HVnews

Toowoomba, Australia, mom of two Kylie Steger ordered a burger from fast-food joint Hungry Jack’s, but was startled by the special treat that came with it: a crudely drawn sketch of a phallus on the styrofoam container.

It’s a dick in a box. And Steger is not too happy about it.

“It literally made me sick,” she told The Chronicle. “If they have drawn that in there, what else have they done to my burger?”

“Every week we get takeaway because we are always late with football and netball for the kids,” Mrs Steger said. “It is like a little treat.” But now, she says, her appetite for Hungry Jack’s is ruined. “I’ll never buy another burger from there again.”

A Hungry Jack’s spokesman said the company was treating the complaint “very seriously” and was investigating the hard, hard facts.

The 12-year-olds at The Frisky point out that the writer of this Chronicle piece is named, remarkably, Stuart Cumming.W