Porn Stars Want To Lick Santorum: Wankout 2012

"Great idea [Santorum] starting a war with the internet. How did that work out for you last time?" - Allie Haze, Star of "Pound the Round POV 5."

 Porn actresses are calling for a "national wankout" as part of a campaign to prove Santorum's claim that porn harms the human mind false.

 "Porn lets you visualize your fantasies so you don't walk around like a tightly wound sexually repressed time bomb," said Chanel Preston, a star from "Beggin' for a Peggin'."

In March, Santorum declared war on pornography on his website, where he called it "toxic to marriage and conservatives" and a "pandemic." His site says  "It contributes to misogyny and violence against women. It is a contributing factor to prostitution and sex trafficking."

He also has suggested that viewing porn causes aggression, according to the Huffington Post (scientists disagree).

"It's ridiculous," Steven Hirsch, founder of Vivid Entertainment, told the New York Daily News. "I find it ironic that [Republicans] are about less government until it comes to issues like pornography when they want more government. This will never work," he said.

And now, porn stars from Vivid Entertainment have released a video calling on Americans to stand against Santorum and his nefarious plans for the pornography industry.

"If elected, Santorum has vowed to prosecute our industry on infrequently-enforced obsecenity laws," said Chastity Lynn, a star in the film "BJs in PJs."

The stars claim that porn actually helps the mind, saying "porn lets you visualize your fantasies so you don't walk around like a tightly wound sexually repressed time bomb," said Chanel Preston, an actor in "Beggin' for a Peggin'."

"Pizza delivery boys with nothing to dream about... people masturbating to Facebook photos... or worse, people using just their imaginations?" Terrible idea, they say.

They are calling for "The World's Largest Wankout" for May 1 at 8:00 pm (see Twitter hashtag #wankout2012). 

"Just open up your favorite porn... and let loose," said Lynn. "Together we can enfranchise ourselves through the power of incessant masturbation."

"Romney's a Republican dick-hole too," she added.